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Greek Pantheon Asks

  • Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
  • Apollo: Favourite song?
  • Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
  • Artemis: Favourite animal?
  • Athena: Do you have any special talents?
  • Demeter: Favourite food?
  • Dionysus: Favourite drink?
  • Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
  • Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
  • Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
  • Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
  • Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
  • Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
  • Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?

4 hours ago with 33,601 notes

voculabulary:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

You did not

voculabulary:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

You did not

stilldefending:

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

  • The Great Intelligence: Doctor, what is your name?
  • the Doctor: No, stop it, please!
  • *Doors open*
  • Me: HIS NAME IS DOCTOR PLEASE?!?

4 hours ago with 145 notes

payto:

lyndsimac:

pierceduh-veil:

samfuckingb3ttl3y:

Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.

everyone fucking reblog this

forever reblog

Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.

4 hours ago with 165,120 notes